
You'll forgive me the facetious bit culled from the wire earlier this week. Sometimes stories like that are just too good to pass up in this line of work.
So let's get down to business, and talk about liposuction (or, lipo for short). As a real, live female plastic surgeon, I'd like to clear up a few misconceptions about this very popular procedure.
1. Lipo will help me melt the pounds away.
Sorry, nope - lipo is not a substitute for weight loss.
There are a lot of surgical procedures out there these days that are designed to help overweight or obese patients lose weight. Liposuction is NOT one of them. If you've been downing the Double-Doubles with fries and a shake regularly, thinking that a little plastic surgery can take care of that one day, you are incorrect.
Liposuction is a fabulous tool in the plastic surgical armamentarium, but it is designed for body contouring in a person who is at, or pretty close to, their ideal weight. Why is that? For one, the results are much better and much more appreciated. More importantly, it's safer for the patient. Speaking of safety...
2. Lipo isn't really surgery.
True liposuction absolutely, positively is real surgery. Every day, there is always some gimmicky new product appearing that promises "lipo" but with no scars, no surgery, no pain, no downtime (you know what they say about things that sound too good to be true...); sometimes they use flashy words like "laser" or phrases like "melt the fat away". These gimmicks are NOT liposuction.
Real liposuction is a tried and true method of body contouring that has been utilized by plastic surgeons for decades. It involves making a small incision in the skin (= surgery), inserting a long metal tube into the fatty layer beneath the skin (= surgery), and sucking out the fat in an informed and controlled manner (= surgery). There may or may not be additional technology involved (e.g. power-assisted lipo and ultrasound-assisted lipo). The surgery may be performed while the patient is awake (but anesthetized so that they are comfortable) or asleep. The procedure may be done in an office setting or in the operating room. This brings us to our next debunkable lipo myth...
3. Anyone can do lipo.
Well, sure. But really?
If I were looking for someone to do a surgical procedure on me, I would check first to make sure they have a valid medical license. You would be surprised.
Then I would check to see what kind of training they have had - they may be an M.D., but did they do their residency in pathology, or do they have a surgical background (because of what we learned in #2)?
And finally, call it a personal bias, but I would also want a plastic surgeon to do my liposuction. Why? Because our years of training include everything you've ever wanted to know about liposuction - how to do it, how to do it well, what complications can occur and how to take care of them. Your plastic surgeon is not just some bearer of a certificate from a weekend course. Our extensive training has taught us to deal with the entire body - "the skin and all its contents" as some like to say; we understand how everything in the body relates to each other, which is important when it's your health and your body.
So right, anyone can do lipo. But why would you want them to?